Anna Pulley; Illustrations by Kelsey Beyer
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Available For Sale: 04/19/2016
- Barnes & Noble
Lesbian intercourse is confounding individuals since the dawn of the time. What exactly is it that two ladies do together precisely? The Lesbian Intercourse Haiku Book (with Cats! ) is a funny help guide to lesbian intercourse, dating rituals, and relationships, and is designed to dispel all fables. Haiku combined with hilarious watercolor pictures of kitties in several phases of intimate awkwardness shall enlighten, demystify, remystify, & most notably amuse while you understand all of the aspects taking part in girl-on-girl action.
From lesbian pick-up lines:
Pronounce Annie Proulx’s name correctly—watch woman’s cargo pants fall down.
To icebreaker haiku for very very first times:
It was VARIOUS years, but i am perhaps maybe perhaps not done griping concerning the L term.
To, needless to say, the mechanics of lesbian intercourse:
It’s like right intercourse but afterward we ask ourselves, “We simply had sex, right? “